
So Tracy (who is deathly grossed-out by men in Speedos) and I had this little wager going on: If she posted a photo of her and her husband Rich, I would tell this story. She did. So here is the promised story:
11 years ago when Jennifer and I were dating/engaged, we took a drive up highway 1 (which is the famous coastal drive in CA), just north of San Francisco. It was very romantic. We stopped at a beautiful lighthouse and began walking up the coast. As we walked hand-in-hand, we reached the end of the sharp cliffs of the coast. No where to go, we sat down with our feet dangling. Below us was a peaceful beach with a few dozen people enjoying the sun. As we talked, we began noticing that everyone below us was wearing white bathing suits—the guys in Speedos, the girls in string bikinis. Our conversation halted as both of us gazed more intently at those below us. Suddenly, much like the San Francisco fog lifting, the light dawned on us. ACKKK!!! Those aren’t Speedos!! A bunch of—how shall I put this—slightly pudgy buck-naked sun lovers, complete with all the fixin’s. “Ummm…[clear my throat]…shall we go back to the car, my dear?”
I’m not sure who’s eyes were more scarred that afternoon, mine or Jen’s. But given what we saw, I’ll take a middle-aged man wearing speedos ANY DAY!!



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May 14, 2008 at 7:31 am
HW
I’m going to be laughing about this all day!!!! Nearly spit my coffee all over the screen… too funny!
May 14, 2008 at 9:52 am
Jeromy
I’m glad my nightmare made you laugh! Was the coffee good?
May 14, 2008 at 10:05 am
HW
Yes, very good.
May 14, 2008 at 11:18 am
Tracy Simmons
Love the story, and of course I also would rather see men in speedos than without! But I’ll raise the bar higher and say I’d rather see them in “normal” swim trunks that speedos!
May 14, 2008 at 1:40 pm
Jeromy
Define “normal”…
May 15, 2008 at 2:44 am
Tracy Simmons
“Normal” is (to use your terminology) when all of the fixins are hidden away!
May 15, 2008 at 6:52 am
Jeromy
LOL. Amen to that, sister. Keep those fixin’s far, far away!
May 15, 2008 at 8:26 am
writetools
I just had my own great encounter of the speedo kind last weekend…I must say it was the thick gold chain that really pulled the look off though… thank goodness for decency police at the hotel, you would not have wanted to see that one naked.
May 15, 2008 at 2:45 pm
Mike
I had a great time reading this post and the comments. I’ve never heard them called fixin’s before. ROFLOL. Just what I needed this morning…now if I can just get rid of the visual
May 15, 2008 at 4:29 pm
Jeromy
Glad I woke you up.
Sorry I ruined your mental vision. Imagine the visual I have!!
May 15, 2008 at 4:40 pm
Jeromy
Writetool: Hahahahaha. Oh man, the visual of a gold chain (I am assuming surrounded by a forest of chest hair) gives me the ebee-jebees.
May 16, 2008 at 8:57 am
writetools
a veritable rain forest of hair and old to boot… oh did I fail to mention the abscence of any tan…so the red speedo just brought out his day glo white…. skin crawling at the thought
May 16, 2008 at 9:03 am
Jeromy
I just nearly vomitted. Aghhhhh…find a happy place, find a happy place…